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Holy crow! Did she really do that?
You've got a really great friend (sorta violent too lol)
But yeah, you're artwork is major cool!
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If there ever comes a day when we can't be together
keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever
-Winnie the Pooh
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...beats me, man. Beats me why most dudes suck, sure as hell ain't my scene.
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If you get lost in the woods, fuck it, build a house
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PORK CHOP SANDWICHES.
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"It's not pink, it's fuchsia!"
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(˚o˚ )) う~ ugh i want to go to bed
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(( ゚ д ゚ ) --- NO. YOU HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT DUE TOMORROW.
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Love your style.
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Some jokes are short and elegant, like a mathematical proof or a midget in a ball gown. ~Demetri Martin
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