Happy new birth-year!

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Bunny snuggles from yours truly!

ill sit on your lap. you tell me a story

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Some jokes are short and elegant, like a mathematical proof or a midget in a ball gown. ~Demetri Martin

by law you must have a bowl of butterscotch on your table now


also you are now only allowed to watch matlock and price is right

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If you get lost in the woods, fuck it, build a house

Happy birthday missy Chair

HAPYP DAY

way ahead of you, two bowls.

is... Murder She Wrote okay? I need my Jessica.

Oh man I am so old, was gonna ask about Bob Barke-GRANDPA CHAIR IS CONFUSED.

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...beats me, man. Beats me why most dudes suck, sure as hell ain't my scene.

whoa happy birfday

I like to call it ripening but with presents and a free meal at iHop(with an order of something high or equal to the price of the meal). Happy B-day

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See Billy thats your brain. You\'d think it would spread better.

OLD

OLD REQUIREMENTS:
a lot of antiques, a record player, porcelain dolls, flowery wallpaper, stretchy pants and warm slippers. cane/walker optional.