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FFVII: Advent Children.

shittiest movie.

ever.




lololol way to make something that people who haven't played the game will have NO chance of understanding. but on TOP of that its like LOLOLOLOL FAST-PACE retardedness that makes NO SENSE WHAT SO EVER. 9_9.

yes i listened the the "beginning story"

yes i turned it off when Sephiroth appeared.

because i couldn't handle the terrible. terrible. dialogue and story and oh shi-lets-stuff-as-much-garbage-storyline-and-action-in-as-utterly-possible-with-no-regard-for-flow.




please tell me that the FFVII REALLY was better than this.

fuck it made the Transporter 1 && 2 look like GOLD.

thank god i rented it for free because that video store nerd said it was "THE BEST MOVIE HE HAS EVER SEEN" so hey girl you can have it for free. *PUSHES ON*



maybe i am not wapanese enough. yea that's definitely it.
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:iconnimschan:
looks like this entry pissed people off ehe
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:iconfoofoo:
The movie was made because Square knows that anything that has FFVII tagged onto it is going to get loads of cash, since FFVII has like the biggest fanbase. They are even going so far as to REMAKING the game with Advent Children like graphics. They won't let it die because they know it makes money. That's pretty much the end ;<
I thought the game was CRAP myself. Thus I didn't like the movie but I'll admit that the graphics kinda grabbed my attention.
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:iconinitiatemeh:
the thing that i didn't understand about it was... the summoning materia was red, not [what was it? green? blue?]. *shrugs* it was a bit too "matrixy" for me. Infact, I hate the Matrix. All of them. But I think that the AC movie was just catering to the testosteron males. But yes I still have the movie personally. I'm just a die-hard FFVII fan like that. :P And personally, I think the game was way way better than the movie.
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:iconriceball:
THE GRAPHICS WERE RATHER NEATO, THOUGH. They sure did know how to make the men man-pretty.
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:iconcee:
okay im the biggest loser then XD i didnt really like the movie i thought it was to fast paced and i have no idea why there were those three extra sephy fags. i saw it mainly for mr.t(barret), red, and the turks. because i love the turks.

ANIME SUCKS
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:iconpurka:
Retarded 'plot', check. Crazy nice animation and CG, check. The only reason I watched it was to see how much shit squeenix can cram into my brain. Cause, seriously, I really liked FF7. T3T not for the bishies or the omg deep deep plot (can't even remember most of the plot, oh woe) but for the TURKS (and other characters). Yeahhh, it was nice seing them again, even though they were supposed to be blown up. wtf Rufus out of my face, didn't I kill you already. You too Sephiroth. (who I thought was just ugly in AC. ugck.)

Just give me back my Cloud who said shit like 'let's mosey, people', and less of the emo. Gawd.

And I haven't even seen the dub yet.
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:icong0ld:
WHUT OMG SOMEONE NOT LIKE ADVENT CHILDREN IT IS BEST MOVIE EVAR.

I didn't hate it except for the fact that everyone fuckin humps it like that dude who gave it to you to watch. The action scenes were great, and the CG was yummy. It was certainly nostalgic to see the turks and all that, but that's the whole reason it was made: to prey on nostalgia. That's a reason to make an exceedly complicated, big budget movie in Japan apparently. But then again we're making Dukes of Hazzard and Charlie's Angels movies over here, so I'm one to talk. At least they make it of cool stuff in Japan c.c
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:icontiny-harddrive:
I'm so glad I never watched the english dub, the subs were bad enough.

But yeah, it is just hollow fanservice, but I dig that. It's one of those things that makes you want to stand on top of a mountain and cry: "Give me epilepsy or give me death! Give me...ADBENT JILDRENU!"

Anyone who tries to pass off the fact that the plot is too deep to understand if you haven't played the game is telling pork pies. It's just an excuse to see Cloud punch people in the face and maybe cry a little, for Square to sell some more models and for Nobuo Uematsu to spin some hot shit.

I enjoyed it immensely.
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:iconfoxjane:
i played the game, and the movie STILL didn't make any sense.

sweet eyecandy though, imo.
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:icongoingdeep:
dilly dally shilly shally

...

AUGH!!
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