FFVII: Advent Children.
shittiest movie.
ever.
lololol way to make something that people who haven't played the game will have NO chance of understanding. but on TOP of that its like LOLOLOLOL FAST-PACE retardedness that makes NO SENSE WHAT SO EVER. 9_9.
yes i listened the the "beginning story"
yes i turned it off when Sephiroth appeared.
because i couldn't handle the terrible. terrible. dialogue and story and oh shi-lets-stuff-as-much-garbage-storyline-and-action-in-as-utterly-possible-with-no-regard-for-flow.
please tell me that the FFVII REALLY was better than this.
fuck it made the Transporter 1 && 2 look like GOLD.
thank god i rented it for free because that video store nerd said it was "THE BEST MOVIE HE HAS EVER SEEN" so hey girl you can have it for free. *PUSHES ON*
maybe i am not wapanese enough. yea that's definitely it.
I thought the game was CRAP myself. Thus I didn't like the movie but I'll admit that the graphics kinda grabbed my attention.
ANIME SUCKS
Just give me back my Cloud who said shit like 'let's mosey, people', and less of the emo. Gawd.
And I haven't even seen the dub yet.
I didn't hate it except for the fact that everyone fuckin humps it like that dude who gave it to you to watch. The action scenes were great, and the CG was yummy. It was certainly nostalgic to see the turks and all that, but that's the whole reason it was made: to prey on nostalgia. That's a reason to make an exceedly complicated, big budget movie in Japan apparently. But then again we're making Dukes of Hazzard and Charlie's Angels movies over here, so I'm one to talk. At least they make it of cool stuff in Japan c.c
But yeah, it is just hollow fanservice, but I dig that. It's one of those things that makes you want to stand on top of a mountain and cry: "Give me epilepsy or give me death! Give me...ADBENT JILDRENU!"
Anyone who tries to pass off the fact that the plot is too deep to understand if you haven't played the game is telling pork pies. It's just an excuse to see Cloud punch people in the face and maybe cry a little, for Square to sell some more models and for Nobuo Uematsu to spin some hot shit.
I enjoyed it immensely.
sweet eyecandy though, imo.
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AUGH!!