WHO GOT A SNAKES ON A PLANE POSTER, FRAMED IN GLASS!?!?!?!?
yea that's right. me.
hahaha last night was SNAKES ON A DANCEFLOOR @ Broken City ahahah. there were rubber snakes all over with little SNAKES ON A PLANE tags on them. i have one and its in my bag OH GOD.
there was a competition for the best Samuel L. Jackson impersonation to win tickets to Snakes on a Plane or a poster. unfortunately my rendition of "YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!" didn't win.
no. no, my buddy Chris's drunken "MOTHERFUCKIN' SHARKS ON A MOTHERFUCKIN' PLANE!!!!" kind of WON IT. i believe he confused Deep Blue Sea && Snakes On A Plane. together. thus there was much pointing and laughing at that wonderful kid. and he deserved to win.
but he is that much more awesome because he said he couldn't take it because he's moving to Colorado on Monday, sooo CHAIR GETS IT XD!!!
SO NOW A CREEPY SAMUEL L. JACKSON IS HANGING IN THE LIVING ROOM OF MY NEW APARTMENT, FABULOUSLY ENCASED AND PRESERVED IN GLASS HAHAHAHAHA.
DO YOU HAVE YOUR GUIDE TO SAFETY ON AN AIRCRAFT IN CASE OF A SNAKE PROBLEM?!?!?!? I KNOW I DO.
Chair - 1
Internet - 0
wait i actually own the internet, nevermind get out.
oh && i stole the teriyaki bottle from Stardust pizza because i wanted to use it on Canadian Pizza across the street && they don't have teriyaki sauce but their pizza is better. fuckin rights!