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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA.

WHO GOT A SNAKES ON A PLANE POSTER, FRAMED IN GLASS!?!?!?!?

yea that's right. me.

hahaha last night was SNAKES ON A DANCEFLOOR @ Broken City ahahah. there were rubber snakes all over with little SNAKES ON A PLANE tags on them. i have one and its in my bag OH GOD.

there was a competition for the best Samuel L. Jackson impersonation to win tickets to Snakes on a Plane or a poster. unfortunately my rendition of "YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!" didn't win.

no. no, my buddy Chris's drunken "MOTHERFUCKIN' SHARKS ON A MOTHERFUCKIN' PLANE!!!!" kind of WON IT. i believe he confused Deep Blue Sea && Snakes On A Plane. together. thus there was much pointing and laughing at that wonderful kid. and he deserved to win.

but he is that much more awesome because he said he couldn't take it because he's moving to Colorado on Monday, sooo CHAIR GETS IT XD!!!


SO NOW A CREEPY SAMUEL L. JACKSON IS HANGING IN THE LIVING ROOM OF MY NEW APARTMENT, FABULOUSLY ENCASED AND PRESERVED IN GLASS HAHAHAHAHA.

DO YOU HAVE YOUR GUIDE TO SAFETY ON AN AIRCRAFT IN CASE OF A SNAKE PROBLEM?!?!?!? I KNOW I DO.


Chair - 1

Internet - 0

wait i actually own the internet, nevermind get out.




oh && i stole the teriyaki bottle from Stardust pizza because i wanted to use it on Canadian Pizza across the street && they don't have teriyaki sauce but their pizza is better. fuckin rights!
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:iconsnowiewolf:
Sharks on a plane. :XD: Hahahaha. Good one. And you stole Teriyaki Sauce from a Pizza place so you could use it somewhere else?! :rofl: :lmao: Hahaha!
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:iconnorwayfox:
*gets right on out*
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:icong0ld:
sharks on a plane should be the sequel
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:icondancefloorwhore:
Oh yeah, I was surfing your internet and I saw this [link]

I thought of you
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:icondancefloorwhore:
You have a new apartment!?
I want to see pictures, damnit
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:icondurnugget:
LOLS ON A JOURNAL
That was the funniest thing I've read in a while.
Most people can't type their way out of a paper bag.
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:iconaction-packed:
who doesn't want a little more samuel l jackson in their lives.


I'd keep him under glass too, the man would probably shoot off my fuckin face.
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:iconmcatra:
good point, samuel l. jackson is exceedly creepy with age. D: all of the up-close face shots in Pulp Fiction made me lol because he sort of looks like one of those Pug dog things
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:iconcurz:
aww whack! they had a snakes on a plane display at comic con..but samuel l. jackson was there the day before i went. :C i wish i was there for it. but hey. the movie's out friday!
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:iconzapgirl:
FURRIES ON A DA
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